Kittens in the Delicar
Thursday, November 1, 2012
post errata
What follows are simply musings on the aftermath of a storm.
I’ve decided to give more serious thought to becoming a mortician.
Roscoe ate paint, plastic; he appreciated Enya. During the storm my ex-boyfriend picked him up to comfort him, he had a heart attack on his shoulder and died. Changes in barometric pressure see the ends of birds, chipmunks. Indoor cats, extraordinarily rare. I believe Roscoe was a God. He fully experienced what the rest of us could not. I am still in love with said ex.
“History doesn’t repeat itself; But it rhymes.” Mark Twain.
I fled the aftermath of the hurricane. I drove to Maryland. I waited in line at a gas station off the Jersey turnpike for an hour. Droves of women and men in sweatpants sauntered up to the pumps with gas cans the size of kegs. Chinese families ran around vans, switching seats.
Relief efforts are now being struck in Manhattan, spearheaded by a group of hearty and loveable freaks and queers carrying cupcakes.
A few weeks ago, I traveled to Pittsburgh and saw Che.
Candle makers and bartenders are exempt from questioning their life choices.
Creation is more essential than presenting creation. Audience is a luxury. Flatulence is the key to understanding this.
Who is your family? What is your modus operandi?
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.” - Rodney Dangerfield
Memory is not stored in the brain, but in bones, triggered by resonance, sparked by endorphins, shocked.
Life is generally composed of the act of forgetting to remember.
“I want to learn more and more to see as beautiful what is necessary in things; then I shall be one of those who make things beautiful. Amor fati: let that be my love henceforth! I do not want to wage war against what is ugly. I do not want to accuse; I do not even want to accuse those who accuse. Looking away shall be my only negation.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
I left my pomade at Goodbye Blue Monday.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Hungover as a crow
Face greased with stubble
Bending over ass-to-zenith
Eyes bugged, shifting, on a search for a bathroom
Palpitating curiosity, on the run from a bit torrent
Arms strained, they pop, his head a pouring torrent.
Induction, convexity, a coma stuck in traffic.
The road, all cars, the lines look like a massive bathroom
(Which it is if you're a crow)
Evolutionary zenith
In a universe of stubble
Where bumps between lanes stand up like stubble
Scraping tongue and hatching eyes before the torrent
Like sponge, with pores, pupils meet zenith
Pulsing a different era, a different form of traffic.
Spirals sported in the eye of a crow
A string of bizarre incidents involving the bathroom.
Long brown stains run down the walls in the bathroom.
The sink overflowing with presidential stubble.
On the lip is a feeding crow
Bleeding maple syrup, gallons of torrent.
It's head a pineapple, ants teem toward, black highway moving traffic.
Yet still we march on, eyes fixed beyond the zenith.
We plodded. Our conversation at a zenith.
Too entranced to reconsider, too intense to find a bathroom.
In his head are letters, his thumbs reflect their traffic.
Forgotten games of cards and a slam of the hand on the wheel, jostled, seatbelt scraping stubble.
Between his legs, a torrent.
That all too familiar feeling, where porcupine meets crow.
His thighs moist, alternate with prickling, a flutter like feathers, black pants, wet wings, a crow.
And still we march on, not yet beyond the zenith.
I say, "listen man." And then again, "listen listen listen." My mouth loose with torrent.
His eyes in his pants, cry loosed lips, unable to drive to a bathroom.
"Listen, man. Let's stop. I want to shave this stubble."
And then waking unto wetness, eternally born into traffic.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Proximity Distorted Conversation
underneath the eyeball a slight dripping source
a cactus trembling with remorse
Memories of scotch bottles haunting the schnauzer.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
got my thrill in Co. 2 blue ill
and no one noticed save a porcupine
he nodded gracefully out on the porch
he woke and dashed into a grate
his face was mashed like grvey
I went back to selling felt
We shared something we felt
Conspired over felt at Co. 2 blue ill
we made a load of grvey
until John arrived with porcupine
who told a story about a grate,
who every night would burn a porch
and nodded as away went the porch
ablaze to fund his factory of felt
all profit made to clog the grate
as goes the saying here at Co. 2 blue ill
"Someday we'll see the porcupine!"
I've been here for 27 years, have gone to every picnic, acquired frequent flier miles and put my daughter through college and still, after a drink, I won't hesitate to tell you how it's all a bloody load of grvey.
it's tasty, this squished up grvey
worth the cost of every porch
burned up by John's porcupine
all my clothes are made of felt
the uniform of Co. 2 blue ill
the blood and sweat and tears that fill the grate
the porcupine looked jealously at what was clogged up in that grate
his eyes burned holes into the grvey
my thrill about to happen in the barracks of Co. 2 blue ill
chairs rocking eerily on the porch
the porcupine was chewing upon a piece of felt
I'm sick and tired of that porcupine
The thrill, grvey, the grate, effluent and oh that chewing porcupine
his cries echoing through the grate
a reflection of my thrill I felt
up to my knees in shimmering grvey
spilled out onto the porch
where now I stand, with a pocket full of pills, preparing for the party tonight at Co. 2 blue ill
I wonder how he felt that day the drastic porcupine
chewing bills for Co. 2 blue ill like arson in a grate
the thrill a match the grvey spilled on that fateful porch
Saturday, October 30, 2010
These two
I'm watching them through my peephole at Co. 2 Blue Ill
They came in a Delicar
Shit happens playfully
Blame the cat.
Suppertime for the cat
Preparing for the arrival of the kittens
As they screw playfully
Between just the two
The seven, the twenty-six, masked and holy neighborhood in a Delicar
Excitement runs through Co. 2 Blue Ill
Somebody spiked the water-cooler at Co. 2 Blue Ill!
With some fluid excreted from the cat
There's a bust at the Delicar!
Where they rounded up all the kittens
Removed their antennae, and escorted them through the parade, two by two
As they purred and puked playfully
He spread her legs playfully
In front of the peephole at Co. 2 Blue Ill
Communal shower's at 2
With a lathered up cat
Giving birth to 2 kittens
The legacy of the Delicar
Say your prayers, Delicar!
A kitten screamed playfully
In a shower full of kittens
The kittens fed by Co. 2 Blue Ill
And it's philosophy of Cat
Feline and Body bring together two.
And there was never a two.
But under the wheels of a Delicar
And between the ears of a cat
A woman's legs were spread playfully
Knocking over my cubicle at Co. 2 Blue Ill
To release what caused all this, a box full of kittens
Goddamn this cat, licking thighs two by two
Blending kittens and the backdrop of the Delicar
But that's how they fire you, playfully, in the shower, at Co. 2 Blue Ill.